MD: I hope you learn respect, because you severely lack it, have a great day. I went to a prestigious boarding school in a major city around four hours from my hometown, and after I graduated I didn't get to see my school friends as often as I would have liked. He listens to me when he isn't so distracted, so what should I do in this specific situation to calm him down? I just got out of my own restaurant job so I get how crazy the holidays are. The next song to play is Baby Mine from Dumbo which, if you dont know it, is both soothing as heck and an absolute tearjerker. ), to which some random man took massive offence. He just shook his head and smiled. Nobody likes it! See you later!'. He wasn't angry, but he was a little stunned. I recognize the melody as The Circle of Life from The Lion King. It was loud in the restaurant and I got no reaction, so I assumed she didn't hear me. You did good. Anyway, we get up to leave, and the ENTIRE family is blatantly staring at us. LM: Oh well, it wasnt you! Store policy is to only hold unpaid orders for one week. I basically lived in that car. He comes over and sits next to me. I explain the whole story. If you want to say goodbye you need to fly out tomorrow.' And I said, "Cool!" He had ordered Crave so that he could watch Game of Thrones. This happened when I was around 16 or 17. This goes on for a while. My aunt gives me the phone and I explain what's happening to me. Somehow he managed to get it for free for six months AND lower his overall monthly bill to the point where when they did start charging for Crave, his bill would still be lower than it was. Then he had to explain to me, a 17-year-old, how tipping works. The last name was very similar, just a few letters off, so I knew it was an honest mistake. The next morning I go to check out and it's a different attendant at the desk. I really didn't know what to do with that information. I figure at this point, screw it. I was waiting in line behind some annoying high school kids at this burger joint. '", "I think he meant it as a compliment. I was like w/e, stopped responding. Check your inbox, and click on the link to activate your account. We got the same waiter again and he remembered my dads name!!! The bill was around $60. At which point someone at my table audibly says "ooohhhhh" and my mom starts stifling a laugh. I found a certain chain Italian place was still open near me, so I called and ordered some take out. He was referring to her enjoying herself at the family cabin. Me: Its on the menu E: Listen, Ive worked here over a year and Ive never heard of a decaf latte, we dont do those. I was at a certain shipping company's store going to mail out a few packages. I wait 25 minutes. come find it I looked it up on google maps. It was a woman in a heavy accent begging for (unintelligible name) to help her. Joyrides? Obviously being 16, yes, I loved driving my red mustang around. When Chris came by to collect our bill, I told him personally, Cash first then card and my friends also said, Please do cash first then the card.. In a day, it swelled up and popped. (Excellent comeback, waitress!) He also left me presents. This message came from the account of that friend, so I thought I was getting pranked. She was pleading into my voicemail, saying it wasnt long now and to please hurry. I was shopping at one of my favorite thrift stores today. He had been trained before and he retained most of it, but because of his previous owner's neglect, he struggles with being overstimulated or with specific issues such as suckling. Then I got a message almost immediately after I put it down, saying, I like transformers too.. Theres no need to be mean to them, it isnt going to help. Old man: Well its ridiculous how long Ive been waiting, Ill do what I want. I got a message in the middle of the night from an unknown number telling me to stop sleeping with their husband, albeit in somewhat stronger language. He then said he ran her plates to see if there was any reason at all to pull her over, so he could use it as an excuse to ask her out. She doesn't do anything with the card except read the numbers and check her screen. MAYA3024 , Priscilla Du Preez Report, A man ten years older than me sent me a long message declaring his undying love for me, said he was going to leave his wife and kids for me how he couldn't stop thinking of me and he wanted to be with me forever and how he'd divorce her so we could be togetherI was 18 and barely said a few words to him, sweetpoison02 , Porapak Apichodilok Report. And then our food comes. All the national institutions, museums, galleries, libraries, courts, parliaments new and old, decent food and beer, and beautiful walks around the lake. Referring back to the earlier hypothetical situation, the person you were messaging could report you for text harassment because you said you were going to commit some offense against them because they weren't responding. I charged the meal on my card. The cashier started to write down the number. She rings me up as I fake smile. Shes handing off a very large order to this lady with a sour look on her face, and apparently forgot something simple (breadsticks, which were not quite done yet) and the lady was very irritated. At about 11pm, a family friend texts me this: ( as accurately as I remember). I was so creeped out. Mother: YES, maybe she DOES. When i refreshed the app I saw the distance drop from 3000m to 200m. The best part is that I have more of those comped garlic fingers to eat tomorrow. ", "The perfect way to do Vegas is to fly in early on a Saturday, do all the pool stuff, or golf, or see some of the sights. He informs me that the only bread they have has sesame seeds and he apologizes. Me: Jack's previous owners didn't take him out much because of their own obligations, so when we do go out he gets overstimulated. Someone finally posted that the owner said he had called the HVAC company and had it scheduled for the first available daya week from nowso we should give him a break. It was 2 am and he just acted like our entire presence was an annoyance and literally did nothing except to take our orders and still did that wrong. So I'm standing in front of the display trying to figure out which ones I want, taking my time since the brands are all unfamiliar. That is until I went into one store. I have just slept with your brother How does that make you feel? End of Message. NOTE: This story contains details and language some may find disturbing. About an hour later, I get a call from the place. Screen shots forwarded to fam and workplace. We're still waiting for that refund. She came back to the counter and resumed looking between me and my ID. I was just standing at the counter with my credit card in my hand. So I asked my aunt if she had some sort of lens solution, but she didnt, so I mostly voiced my stress about driving home. I must have missed it. As a service industry veteran, I usually bristle at the notion of a restaurant altering its atmosphere to suit the needs of one guest. He then gave us 10 straws each and a few apples while our food was getting prepared. Me: 35. They said, Itll be a while but I already assumed theyd be busy so I didnt mind. Im a bit appalled by this, and look around to notice that there are no more available tables. About two weeks later, Rick came up to my mom. Worst vacation ever, I couldnt wait to leave. Because he could smell it. Got that text on a Tuesday, flew out Wednesday, Grandma died on Friday morning.". The cashier attempted to flag down another employee and drew even more screams from SL for attempting to leave. By this time, the manager had overheard the yelling and come over, but SL refused to speak to her, refused to let the cashier open another register, and refused to move from where she was standing. I make the card, we plan on a meetup, I give them the card, I get paid, we go our separate ways.I got a message from a guy, wanting a card for a friend's birthday. ", "Day Two: Okay. Unless you're Christian Slater with a baboon heart, that is creepy af. Addicted lets you read amazing scary chat stories FREE without pauses. To which he replied, Dont forget to check under your bed tonight. I asked why and he said, To make sure Im not under there. WHAT!? Creating an account means you agree with Bored Panda's, We and our trusted partners use technology such as cookies on our site to personalize content and ads, provide, social media features, and analyze our traffic. Just straight up ignores me. I live across the country. ", "One time on a date, the girl wanted to pick me up. He used all his tricks and stated many times that he was their best customer and blah blah blah (I really hate when he gets cheap about things). Below is an example of a regular comic converted into zalgo form: Zalgo can also refer to the creature which pervades zalgo memes - a creature of indescribable terror. At 12:15 am I get a knock on my door. Guy who was my lab partner in high school wrote me a note (complete with picture) that said, I will kill you and make a sofa out of your skin. With no context. "What did you just say to that customer Daniel??" On the bright side, he won't be bothering you. I woke up around 3 am that night in incredible pain, and the entire lower half and left side of my face was completely swollen. I blocked him instantly but it creeped me so much then. She's talking to an older lady of about 50-60 years old (from here on, "Mother"). I replied that I am a guy and he probably has the wrong number, to which he replied that he knew who am I and gave me my university dorm address. She rolls her eyes at the cashier and cancels the transaction and rings me up herself. I noticed that she hadn't actually rang anything up, and I started to get uncomfortable. At one point, she went down to get money off the credit card and they refused her. I'll definitely be writing corporate this afternoon though. Hes just a kid. I said What change? So she took them back to the optometrist to give it a try. Slow blinks, turns back to my dad* So, how about we take Jack for a walk out front so I can show you how to keep him under control? ", "My mom texted 'dad had a heart attack,' and then her and no one else in the family would answer their phones. Zalgo is an internet meme which was started by Dave Kelly. I knew the daytime staff and we would have a friendly chat when I came in, just like the staff did with all their regular customers. The landlord fired that guy and a new guy came the next week and actually fixed the drain. I buy them all the time. C: Im sorry maam. Have a nice lunch, and maybe play some games. So I decide its time, and head over to talk to a manager. I'm shaking and feel like throwing up, but I try my best to get it together. This IS cheaper. Instead he sent me my Address, My dads full name and my phone number. Found a dick pic that had no idea where it came from. "No, she's cooking. She was looking for someone that would sign up to help her make it all better. The thing with intensive care is that the air is so dry (probably to keep humidity down to prevent bacterial growth or spread between patients), and as someone who wears contact lenses, its awful to spend hours in that sort of air. He came into my job everyday for a year before he introduced himself to me. And no, I don't want to deal with a gauntlet of guys handing me t*tty flyers as I walk down the street. Thinking it might be a thank you, or a review, as I often get those, I checked it, but it just said: I like your shirt., This got me a little suspicious, as I was wearing my favourite shirt that had a transformers logo on it, so I just replied with a Thanks, and moved on. He showed me to my table, and then vanished. 47. THIS IS NOT A DRILL." "Would have got to be the worst one, surely?" - heisdeadjim_au Possibly Dreadful News "My mom: 'please call me'" "Me every time: oh god, dad is dead. Hey you look like my sister and Im into inbreeding. Well, when deciding what to eat, we thought of a popular burger joint, because I figured a burger wouldnt have seeds in it.

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